humor

humors

• 夫妻生活怎麼樣？ 很激烈

  • 学下 演技 哈

• 你这么讲完之后 大家对我的期望可能会好大

• 你看我这么完美， 在想怎么超越自己

• 我老婆在家里是 做幕前， 出了街 做幕后

• 倪匡是英文盲，每次去老外饭馆吃饭时都不会点菜，有老友教他一妙法：凡是菜谱上方用大号字体印刷的，必是贵菜，越往下字体越小的，便是便宜的。倪匡依计而行，专点菜谱最下方最小字的一行。有一次，他在一家豪华的饭馆点了最后一行，被服务生拒绝了。那一行写道：“本店加收10％的服务费。”

• 有一个博物馆的工作人员在给一群参观者解说一个恐龙骨架。
  她说：“这个恐龙的年龄是两亿零两年”。 有个人问她怎么能知道得如此精确。 她说：“我刚到这里工作的时候，别人告诉我说这个恐龙的年龄是两亿年，我已经在此工作了两年，所以我知道它的年龄是两亿零两年”。

• because your consciousness can think and comapre with your memories. That's still you. thinking and being alive.

• i mean, maybe the imperfections make it more like life. cause life isn't perfect.

• "I don't know. what color is the suit?"
  "It would match with my eyes"

• "was that in the bath tub?" "Because i did wonder"

• "幻觉黎啫, 吓我唔到" (安慰)

• "烧鸡翼, 我钟意事"

• 样衰都不是罪过哉

• 抠女只有两个字 “靓仔” 那我就没问题了

靓仔不敢要, 有钱就好了

• 曾经沧海

love language

• “瘦很美, 肥也好得意” 肥都无所谓

• This is amazing. It’s nice we could see here

Let’s change subject, ok? what did u get? You are my favorite person here I feel more optimistic when you are around

I am very glad you came back tonight

Not I really hope your dating is fail, but be honest, I take a lit jealous are u okay?

how many you met? you are what I own only

• I just admit what is on my mind? I get so nervous. we are being friends for a while.

I just figure anything out. I think about you a lot, I mean I am not crazy, right? you feel the same way. so I think we should both admit it

and, wow, you look very pretty today, I meant to start that I know it is difficult for u, because I am an uploader, and you are a liver. I know i have no right to expect or demand anything about you, but I also cannot help my feel, so I am not really get into it. wow, it’s so embarrassing. I just make everything weird, forget what I said anything

i remember you, I remember every moment we have together every fun, exciting, interesting, silly moment I remember last night

I cannot stand with u, norn, I am really sorry I really like you

• Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived

• 當然記得了, 我腦只記 呢D (这些) 算你啦

• 當然了, 我這麼好吃

• 我 宜家 攬著你?

polite

• 有點野 想找你, 今晚得不得閒? 我想同你試下那家餐廳?
• 就這麼決定了

• 其實拉, mary同我有约

• 我不会令你失望的

• 今日是XX日子, 我D整班同事都好开心, 以后有你领住我D, 我D又可以一起

• 多谢大小姐, 没事, 我返回做业先

• 辛苦你D 这么早过来

• "各位, 不好意思,来迟了; 根叔, 我头先见了台湾片商, 他送我靓茶, 我知道你钟意饮茶, 一定拿来孝敬你"

• You know, I like the way you have effieicently

• because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.